The male protagonist is fat-shamey and friend-zoney. I love this movie.
My latest for xojane is up! Get on over there and read about fat suits, recent gossip history, and how Anna Faris is basically my sister.
ETA: “cock-blocking sorceress” is my favorite thing I’ve ever written.
"How dare you say such horrible things about us bronies?"
The letters section of this week’s Mercury is devoted solely to my Brony smackdown.
(BTW I have 221 twitters followers now, so suck it, dorks.)
Hey ladies. I know you’re all very busy, but if anybody is interested in being an early reader for some of my current projects (blogs, etc, less than 2k words) I’d love to have more input. I’m trying to get better and I trust you shitasses to correct what I’m putting out there.
Message me your email if interested.
I love you.
(I’ve been drinking.)
((I really love you though.))
Jersey Boys was good but not great.
Blogs weren’t a thing when a lot of amazing garbage was released; I am here to fill the void.
I’ve got a new column at xojane!
I wish we deserved better than Blended.
My latest film review/existential crisis.
Only Lovers Left Alive: only cool vampires allowed.
I snagged this review for tumblr because I know how you pervs feel about Tom Hiddleston.
Need for Speed: Yes indeed!
This movie is suuuuuuuuper dumb and rad.
THE OSCARS. At left: an Oscar; at right: my dog, Oscar Hello, everybody, and welcome to the only Oscars live-blog! I am blogging from my…
My live-blog for the Portland Mercury is up and running! Feel free to stop by.
FIVE HOURS LATER…
Whoa. That was a fuckton of quips. Check it if you’re already missing the Academy Awards.