Elinor's Blog Cabin.

This movie is suuuuuuuuper dumb and rad.

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My live-blog for the Portland Mercury is up and running! Feel free to stop by. 

FIVE HOURS LATER…

Whoa. That was a fuckton of quips. Check it if you’re already missing the Academy Awards. 

My live-blog for the Portland Mercury is up and running! Feel free to stop by. 

I am going to live-blog the Academy Awards for the Mercury on Sunday. I took approximately 3 hours* out of my very busy day to make everybody this gorgeous invitation. 
* 40 seconds

I am going to live-blog the Academy Awards for the Mercury on Sunday. I took approximately 3 hours* out of my very busy day to make everybody this gorgeous invitation

* 40 seconds

Between this and That Awkward Moment, I’m not feeling too great about the state of rom-coms.  

I had every intention of not taking the shrill road with this review but I guess that’s where I’m at right now. Can you tell I’m going through some shit?

WTF #1: what do you mean no thesaurus results for douchebag?! 
WTF #2: www.mydouchebag.com "modern explorer" 

WTF #1: what do you mean no thesaurus results for douchebag?! 

WTF #2: www.mydouchebag.com "modern explorer" 

Or, how to turn a review of an action movie into an essay on kissing hot guys. 

My dog lawyer recommends reading my final xojane piece about my divorce.

Part 3 of 4 of my divorce series for xojane.com, for your salty reading pleasure.