The Hangover “trilogy” is the cinematic wet dream of guys who wear backward baseball caps and call their friends “brah.”
More of my cranky The Hangover Part III review for the Portland Mercury at the link.
I reviewed Arthur Newman for the Portland Mercury
Me to Colln Firth:
Come on, man!You’re Mr. Darcy! You’re Mark Darcy! You’re the motherfucking KING! Why are you doing this? Stop trying to be from Florida. That’s gross. And you’re bad at it.
Read the whole thing here.
HI DO YOU LIKE JURASSIC PARK? I DO.
GUESS WHAT MOVIE IS AWESOME?
JURASSIC PARK.
I WROTE ABOUT THE 3D IMAX RELEASE.
IT’S SO GOOD.
DINOSAURS!
I wrote something that I’ve dedicated to my tumblr dash.
My latest movie review is about periods, wine, and television.
You’re welcome.
Looking for a cool Christmas gift that supports a good cause?
The Portland Mercury is holding an online charity auction of some of their best covers.
The pieces range in price, but all of them are great. This one of Betty White on the John Ritter centaur went viral for a bit. Internet history could be yours! I am trying to get this poster of cats in heels kicking a dog in the balls. There’s lots of other stuff, but it’s all fantastic, and this being Portland, uber cool.
The art was all donated by the artist, and proceeds go to Children’s Healing Art Project. Helping sick kids make art by buying art?! Perfect, isn’t it?
Charity Auction! Go!
