March in Portland
The only more depressing than the 5 day forecast is the 10 day forecast. Grey for days.
Let’s play a game
It’s called “Where in the United States is there not shitty weather?”
It is terrible and rainy here. I hear it’s muggy as balls on the east coast. The midwest is a giant tornado.
So, who is somewhere pleasant?
If it’s YOU, you’ll win our prize: an immediate visit from me.