Yesterday when I was in my yard, drinking a glass of wine and smoking a cigarette, a nutso-looking lady yelled over the fence “HEY. HEY! IS YOUR MOM OR DAD HOME?”
My name is Elinor Jones. This is a blog about me and my cat and my dog. We live in Portland, Oregon.
twitter me: @elinorjoneser
Sometimes I write things for the Portland Mercury.
The internet calls me Joneser.
Additional information:
-Brown hair
-Cat: Magnolia Jones
-Pug: Oscar Jones
-Television
-The Internet
-Movies
-Cheese
-Crossing shit off the list