Elinor's Blog Cabin.
Couldn’t help myself.
Hey MI House Republicans? Knock knock! Who’s there! IT’S A WOMAN’S VAGINA. Call the cops! She looks mad! 
Hey MI House Republicans. Your wang called. It said DUDE BE COOL WITH VAGINAS WE NEED THOSE FOR STUFF.
Hey MI House Republicans. A vagina called. At least I think it was a vagina. It said “It’s me, [silence.]” WHY YOU MAKING MY PHONE CALLS SO CONFUSING?
Hey MI House Republicans. A lady flower called. She said “I AM FOR POETRY, NOT ADULT CONVERSATIONS. BUT WHATEVER YOU CALL ME, I’M DEFINITELY NOT FOR MEN TO DEBATE!”

Couldn’t help myself.

Hey MI House Republicans? Knock knock! Who’s there! IT’S A WOMAN’S VAGINA. Call the cops! She looks mad!

Hey MI House Republicans. Your wang called. It said DUDE BE COOL WITH VAGINAS WE NEED THOSE FOR STUFF.

Hey MI House Republicans. A vagina called. At least I think it was a vagina. It said “It’s me, [silence.]” WHY YOU MAKING MY PHONE CALLS SO CONFUSING?

Hey MI House Republicans. A lady flower called. She said “I AM FOR POETRY, NOT ADULT CONVERSATIONS. BUT WHATEVER YOU CALL ME, I’M DEFINITELY NOT FOR MEN TO DEBATE!”

MO’s plane

I keep seeing this headline “Jet Carrying First Lady Aborts Landing.”

I’m all, GREAT, another story for the anti-choicers to go all nuts over.

This is how things are now.

I’m carrying a concealed weapon in my uterus, so the Republicans are all about protecting it.

Sure, the concealed weapon could kill me, but 2nd amendment, so NBD. As long as it doesn’t kill the baby, I’m set.