Yay! It’s a holiday AND my husband’s birthday! Get to sleep in and have some delicious greasy breakfast! Then head to the airport for Las Vegas!
But noooooooo, body decided it’s period time. Woke up at 6:30 with brutal cramps, feeling like I’m gonna vom. No sweet birthday lovin’ for my fella, and it’s gonna be a miserable day for travel.
I’ll just take the wahmbulance to the airport I guess.
Here’s Mitt sucking the life essence from a human child.
He is eating her brain to gain her knowledge!
But good for Mitt - that baby probably has a better sense of important domestic policies than he does, so good on him for trying to learn.
(via stfuconservatives)
Today I have an impossible stack of things to accomplish at work, I have a writing deadline with a buddy, and I have to go to the goddamn DMV
But then -
The weekend!
A night out with my gentleman, massages, soaking, then karaoke, and then Las Vegas! A 6-day weekend that, if everything goes as planned, should end with me extremely well-fed, relaxed, tan, and rich.
Steven was just begging to be instagramed this morning.
The Oregon Humane Society has an annual Pug Crawl. I couldn’t make it, but OPB has an excellent slideshow of adorable squishy faces.
I reviewed First Position for the Portland Mercury -
I really liked it!
Then a friend put it in perspective in the comments:
NO MATTER HOW HARD THESE KIDS TRAIN, THERE’S A NORTH KOREAN KID TRAINING HARDER.
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Better Off Ted is on netflix instant.
You know what’s a funny show, especially now that most shows are on summer hiatus and pickings are limited, but is also funny on its own merits?
Better Off Ted.
I POOP RAINBOWS
This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Thank you that is all.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Remember before you had cell phones and you shared one house line and then had to yell at your brother who was somewhere else in the house that the phone was for him? That’s what all of those birds are saying. “HEY! PHOOOOOOONE!!!!”
(birds still only use landlines, duh.)
(Source: phantomeus)
