HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS TIRED? YOU DON’T DO ANYTHING
A serious attempt to understand Blake Lively’s Goop-like website | EW.com -
Pixels, Light, and Imagination: The Internet, by TV’s Blake Lively.
I cannot stomach Blake Lively’s Goop but OMG do I love every blog making fun of it.
The Yoko Ono Guide to Male Suffering -
Tape the sound of your baby son crying. Let him listen to the tape when he is going through pain as a grown man. — Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 21, 2014
One bottle of wine, four cigarettes, three hours, no tears. I Rock.
Oh fucking OBVIOUSLY
Maggie likes the one part I’ve assembled so far. That’s something.
Dispatches from living alone: I’ve convinced myself I can put together a gigantic ikea couch on my own. Wish me luck.