The waiter helping me with wifi seemed a little weird. Only after he left did I remember how inappropriate my wallpaper is
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I got a bunch of new frames from Warby Parker. I think these win. You guys all sign off on this?
My mom let us dress cool.
When you guys leave the house do you arrange the pillows and blankets on your couch in the way you know your pets like so you’re sure they’re comfortable during the day?
This dress always seems long enough for work when I look in the mirror at home, but when I am sitting at my desk (i.e. most of my day) I am at high risk of cooter exposure.
I cannot in good faith recommend peach cobbler gum.
Virus Locked In Siberian Ice For 30,000 Years Is Revived In Lab -
A team of scientists says it has reawakened an ancient pathogen.
YOU GUYS THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA PLEASE SEE ENCINO MAN AND JURASSIC PARK FOR REFERENCE.
I know this is going to sound weird, but congratulations on the divorce. I’m glad that you can move forward. (((hugs)))
Aw, thank you! <3 It was a difficult and unexpected road to take but definitely the right one.
I just finally got a complete copy of my divorce paperwork from the court and nearly shit myself when one of the papers said DISMISSAL, and I didn’t see a signed judgment.
I spent about 10 minutes freaking out that I had missed something and that my divorce hadn’t actually gone through before finally getting the nerve to call the court.
Nope, the papers look confusing, but I really am divorced.
Thank God. Thinking I was still married for 10 minutes was the shittiest part of a fairly shitty day.