Elinor's Blog Cabin.

Sep 01

“Only strippers shave above the knee.” — Linda Belcher, giving me a rock-solid excuse for being lazy. 

Aug 31

He’s hoarding his bone and Maggie’s pirate toy.

He’s hoarding his bone and Maggie’s pirate toy.

Aug 30

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(via thisfan)

Aug 29

Painted with Panache Dress in Garden | Mod Retro Vintage Dresses | ModCloth.com -

Okay looking for an invitation to a Renaissance-Gnome-themed wedding. 

jean-luc-gohard:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.

OMG this is exactly why it was so fucking frustrating to argue with my ex-husband. I’ve never seen it explained so perfectly. 

(via downlo)

Am I an extremely tacky person or is everybody else on drugs?

I liked the president’s suit! It’s very Labor Day Diplomat. 

Aug 28

Aug 27

New boyfriend asks if I’d be okay to just eat cheese and drink wine and rewatch Battlestar Gallactica. 

Guys: I’m not making this up.

Aug 26

I don’t care that it’s #nationaldogday you’re not touching my fucking cheese platter

I don’t care that it’s #nationaldogday you’re not touching my fucking cheese platter