Only strippers shave above the knee. — Linda Belcher, giving me a rock-solid excuse for being lazy.
He’s hoarding his bone and Maggie’s pirate toy.
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Okay looking for an invitation to a Renaissance-Gnome-themed wedding.
The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.
OMG this is exactly why it was so fucking frustrating to argue with my ex-husband. I’ve never seen it explained so perfectly.
I liked the president’s suit! It’s very Labor Day Diplomat.
New boyfriend asks if I’d be okay to just eat cheese and drink wine and rewatch Battlestar Gallactica.
Guys: I’m not making this up.
I don’t care that it’s #nationaldogday you’re not touching my fucking cheese platter