My house closed today and I get the keys this afternoon AND I beat 2048! Damn, this is a pretty fucking sweet day.
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING
My new house has three bathrooms so I’m going to give my guests punchcards and once they’ve pooped in all three toilets they’ll get a free cup of coffee.
Be on gchat,
And then when I chat you,
Immediately log out of gchat.
I don’t usually share my loser okc messages but I need you guys to back me up that this is the creepiest message ever.
I’m 31 years old and purchasing my own home; am I allowed to buy Urban Outfitters posters to decorate it with, as long as I frame them?
Lately this dude has been sleeping in the dog bed, like an actual dog. It’s weird.
The Nightman Cometh
I’ve been having a great time with my baby niece and this makeover app.