Elinor's Blog Cabin.

Apr 18

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My house closed today and I get the keys this afternoon AND I beat 2048! Damn, this is a pretty fucking sweet day. 

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING

Apr 17

My new house has three bathrooms so I’m going to give my guests punchcards and once they’ve pooped in all three toilets they’ll get a free cup of coffee. 

If you ever want to diss me majorly:

Be on gchat,

And then when I chat you,

Immediately log out of gchat.

I don’t usually share my loser okc messages but I need you guys to back me up that this is the creepiest message ever. 

I don’t usually share my loser okc messages but I need you guys to back me up that this is the creepiest message ever. 

Apr 16

I’m 31 years old and purchasing my own home; am I allowed to buy Urban Outfitters posters to decorate it with, as long as I frame them?

Lately this dude has been sleeping in the dog bed, like an actual dog. It’s weird.

Lately this dude has been sleeping in the dog bed, like an actual dog. It’s weird.

etsyifyourenasty:

The Nightman Cometh

etsyifyourenasty:

The Nightman Cometh

(via littlequeentrashmouth)

Apr 13

I’ve been having a great time with my baby niece and this makeover app.

I’ve been having a great time with my baby niece and this makeover app.