Oscar likes to stare at me and shame me for smoking.
We have reached that special time in my cycle when I will work with the window open just so I can smell McDonald’s all day.
The Annotated Wisdom of Amy Poehler -
I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading, like, “All right, everybody, now we go over here. All right, now this happens.”
And so much more.
HI. I’VE HAD SOME WINE.
I am a vegetarian whose favorite thing is when bacon shows up unexpected in lunches. So forbidden. SO delicious.
Stop embracing lace and get to work!
(Source: amajor7, via elizabethcadyrantin)