March 2012
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But also
I got really excited over to make my yard look nice this year when it was rainy last weekend, and I have felt 110% of every human emotion over the last 3 days and now I just want to move.
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You brilliant bitches are making it hard for me to...
Don’t care.
I hope Rick Santorum thinks he’s got to let loose a giant fart but actually poops his pants.
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J. Crew's Elinor dress. Elinor, like me! →
It is not groundbreaking but I think I have to buy it.
February 2012
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Rooney Mara
I thought I was getting tired of her severe hair, but I fucking love her look. She is stunning.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
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But anyways, here's my Thursday tv post for... →
That # in the comments is my troll. If I ever met him I’d have him wear my ring.
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Do not feed the trolls
Do not feed the trolls.
I can go WEEKS without putting away dresses or sweaters, but I’ll be damned if more than a few hours pass with unread emails. I do not understand the minds of people who have hundreds of unread/uncategorized emails. Are their lives better than mine? Or worse?
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It is my review of Wanderlust for the Portland... →
In which I take an uncool position on Jennifer Aniston.
It’s a funny movie.
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The comment section involves a ton of... →
greengrey:
boehnertroll:
If you want to take your young kids (under the age of 6) out to a restaurant, go to a family-friendly one. It’s important that they learn proper behavior, but please don’t take them to a more upscale restaurant if they aren’t able to handle themselves.
The rules that many restaurants are putting into place are necessary because parents just think, “That’s what...
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Crazy person.
My blog is boring me to tears, and my life is nutso.
We had an awesome trip to Los Angeles and I might want to live there if I didn’t have shit I needed here in Portland, like a job and a house.
My job has been super busy.
My freelancey things have also been busy. More of that self-promotional shit on its way in coming days.
Husband’s parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow...
WatchThe animatronic displays at the La Brea tar pits museum are amahzing.
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Sometimes...
Sometimes it’s not worth it to have the 6:30 reruns of HIMYM on while I’m cooking dinner because it jumps straight to fucking Two and a Half Men at 7 and if I have something in my hands it takes me a minute to change the channel, and I just can’t have that shit on my television set.
Give me all of your eye cream?
Ladies, give it to me real: is there something that fixes dark under-eye circles? I will pay money for something that actually does this.
Me: pretty dang white, with freckles, dark hair & eyes.
Beauty routine: extremely lazy. I use oil of olay moisturizer for sensitive skin in the morning, and wash my face with dove bar soap for sensitive skin. All attempts at other kinds of cleansers have...
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Happy birthday Oregon!!!
stumptownmag:
fuckyesoregon:
Go party. Get wild.
My cat’s birthday AND my state’s birthday!!!
HAPPY MAGGIE OREGON DAY, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR ALL THE HEART SHIT.
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Rereading Harry Potter
I’m now on Chamber of Secrets.
Anybody else read Gilderoy Lockhart and see/hear Rex Manning?
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A busy Trader Joe’s parking lot and Dave Matthew’s Band on the radio was enough to take this day from bad to just fucking shoot me.
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Downton Abbey Name Generator
I put in Elinor Jones, and it was all: “yeah….actually, you’re good.”
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scoldylox replied to your video: Oh my gosh, how...
Almost too good to be true, isn’t it?
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For the first time since we’ve been together, husband and I have plans for valentine’s day.
Plans are: watching Cougartown.
Gay marriage bill passes in WA House of...
feelinghellastabby:
Man, the 9th Circuit made it legit in California yesterday, and Washington pulled through today.
Oregon is now the jerky conservative uncle of the family dinner table that is west coast. :(
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Oh noes.
I think I’m getting sick. I have not had a cold/sore throat kind of sickness in…a year? Longer?
I’m about to become such a whiny baby.
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Kelly Osbourne is stupid.
She drives me fucking nuts. She is a talentless hater and her opinions don’t matter.
