I got really excited over to make my yard look nice this year when it was rainy last weekend, and I have felt 110% of every human emotion over the last 3 days and now I just want to move.
You brilliant bitches are making it hard for me to...
Don’t care. I hope Rick Santorum thinks he’s got to let loose a giant fart but actually poops his pants.
J. Crew's Elinor dress. Elinor, like me! →
It is not groundbreaking but I think I have to buy it.
I thought I was getting tired of her severe hair, but I fucking love her look. She is stunning.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
But anyways, here's my Thursday tv post for... →
That # in the comments is my troll. If I ever met him I’d have him wear my ring.
Do not feed the trolls
Do not feed the trolls.
I can go WEEKS without putting away dresses or sweaters, but I’ll be damned if more than a few hours pass with unread emails. I do not understand the minds of people who have hundreds of unread/uncategorized emails. Are their lives better than mine? Or worse?
It is my review of Wanderlust for the Portland... →
In which I take an uncool position on Jennifer Aniston. It’s a funny movie.
The comment section involves a ton of... →
greengrey: boehnertroll: If you want to take your young kids (under the age of 6) out to a restaurant, go to a family-friendly one. It’s important that they learn proper behavior, but please don’t take them to a more upscale restaurant if they aren’t able to handle themselves. The rules that many restaurants are putting into place are necessary because parents just think, “That’s what...
My blog is boring me to tears, and my life is nutso. We had an awesome trip to Los Angeles and I might want to live there if I didn’t have shit I needed here in Portland, like a job and a house. My job has been super busy. My freelancey things have also been busy. More of that self-promotional shit on its way in coming days. Husband’s parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow...
The animatronic displays at the La Brea tar pits museum are amahzing.
Sometimes it’s not worth it to have the 6:30 reruns of HIMYM on while I’m cooking dinner because it jumps straight to fucking Two and a Half Men at 7 and if I have something in my hands it takes me a minute to change the channel, and I just can’t have that shit on my television set.
Give me all of your eye cream?
Ladies, give it to me real: is there something that fixes dark under-eye circles? I will pay money for something that actually does this. Me: pretty dang white, with freckles, dark hair & eyes. Beauty routine: extremely lazy. I use oil of olay moisturizer for sensitive skin in the morning, and wash my face with dove bar soap for sensitive skin. All attempts at other kinds of cleansers have...
Happy birthday Oregon!!!
stumptownmag: fuckyesoregon: Go party. Get wild. My cat’s birthday AND my state’s birthday!!! HAPPY MAGGIE OREGON DAY, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR ALL THE HEART SHIT.
Rereading Harry Potter
I’m now on Chamber of Secrets. Anybody else read Gilderoy Lockhart and see/hear Rex Manning?
A busy Trader Joe’s parking lot and Dave Matthew’s Band on the radio was enough to take this day from bad to just fucking shoot me.
Downton Abbey Name Generator
I put in Elinor Jones, and it was all: “yeah….actually, you’re good.”
scoldylox replied to your video: Oh my gosh, how...
Almost too good to be true, isn’t it?
For the first time since we’ve been together, husband and I have plans for valentine’s day. Plans are: watching Cougartown.
Gay marriage bill passes in WA House of...
feelinghellastabby: Man, the 9th Circuit made it legit in California yesterday, and Washington pulled through today. Oregon is now the jerky conservative uncle of the family dinner table that is west coast. :(
I think I’m getting sick. I have not had a cold/sore throat kind of sickness in…a year? Longer? I’m about to become such a whiny baby.
Kelly Osbourne is stupid.
She drives me fucking nuts. She is a talentless hater and her opinions don’t matter.