May 2013
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Let's sort everybody on Game of Thrones!
Lannisters: Slytherins. All of them. Obviously.
Arya: Gryffindor
Robb: Gryffindor
Sansa: Hufflepuff
Bran: Ravenclaw
Catelyn: Ravenclaw
Gendry: Hufflepuff
Brienne: Hufflepuff
Baelish: Ravenclaw
Daenerys: Ravenclaw
Jon Snow: Gryffindor
Samwell Tarly: The most Hufflepuff there ever was.
Stannis: Ravenclaw
Margaery: Slytherin (!)
Melisandre: Slytherin
Ygritte: ? This is a tough...
PSA
Trader Joe’s high fiber granola bars are not messing around.
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D-bags on Parade →
The Hangover “trilogy” is the cinematic wet dream of guys who wear backward baseball caps and call their friends “brah.”
More of my cranky The Hangover Part III review for the Portland Mercury at the link.
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So babies are fun.
One of my clients brought her toddler to her appointment today. Toddler would not. stop. pooping.
And he wasn’t just pooping his pants because he’s pretty much a baby and that’s what babies do. He was purposeful about it. He’d walk to my side of the desk and make dramatic “nnnnnggggghhhh” sounds while staring at my face.
This went on for an hour.
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I hope yahoo likes feminist rants, because that’s kind of our thing.
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Well, folks
We have reached that special time in my cycle when I will work with the window open just so I can smell McDonald’s all day.
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The Annotated Wisdom of Amy Poehler →
I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading, like, “All right, everybody, now we go over here. All right, now this happens.”
And so much more.
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I am a vegetarian whose favorite thing is when bacon shows up unexpected in lunches. So forbidden. SO delicious.
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Remember in the first season of 24 when Kim was escaping that weird cabin in the woods, and then she got stuck in a cougar trap, and then just when you think things couldn’t get worse, a fucking cougar showed up, and you’re just like, oh come on, give this chick a fucking break!
That’s what I thought of with Brienne and that bear on this week’s GoT. Like life sucks, and...
Playing Favorites: Kardashians
Favorite Kardashian, kids only:
Khloe
Kourtney
Rob
Kylie
Kim
Kendall
Favorite Kardashian, extended cast:
Scott
doesn’t matter
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My boyfriend was over here watching tv with me tonight because I haven’t been feeling well. I guess I was being a little bit difficult and he was like “you’re being kind of a b-” and I went “IF YOU CALL ME A BITCH I WILL SIC ALL OF TUMBLR ON YOU” and he was like “no, a brat!” and I was just like, “oh, that’s okay.”
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In which someauthorgirl makes the most sense:
someauthorgirl replied to your post: My ex-husband just sent me a series of emails…
They all should be set on fire. :)
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My ex-husband just sent me a series of emails about how I’m not being very friendly.
UM, YEAH DUDE. I KNOW.
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True Fact
I only ever lie about my drinking to my calorie-counting app.
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Oh man, this morning was so adorable. Oscar started barking at nothing just before 6am, and decided he was ready for breakfast, which meant just “tappy tappy tappy” pacing around on the hardwood floor. So I got up to feed him and the cat, figuring that would pacify them so I could sleep some more. I got back into bed, and Oscar resumed “tappy tappy” around the front door....
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Business Lunches
Today at lunch I taught my boss what “misandry” meant. I have a feeling she’s gonna put some miles on that word.
NATIONWIDE BACKGROUND CHECKS ON ALL PUN SALES
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I’m never sure whether or not I should brag about having webbed toes.
I generally go with yes. Fuck yes.
Get a life, Javert
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If I started a blog for my dog could I call it a plog? Plug? Blug?
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bowiecadmium replied to your post: Portland, you can really be one ridiculous SOB sometimes.
I had a PDX friend complain the other day that she was allergic to the “fumes” produced by her roommate’s meat cooking on the stove because said meat was bought at the super-market versus the farmer’s market. It was the arsenic, she swore.
Whoa. That’s some advanced Portlanding right there....
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Portland, you can really be one ridiculous SOB...
If anybody is wondering if Portland is much like Portlandia, know this:
The city is currently engaged in a pretty nasty debate about whether to fluoridate our water or not. We don’t currently because OMG chemicals! And the uber-lefty yuppies/hippies and home-grown crazies are still vehemently anti because OMG chemicals. Also, forced medication by the government and we’re all just...
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I had a dream last night I went shopping with a bunch of tumblies. We found a hidden rack of vintage clothing and we all tried on this horrible white flowy crop top/pant combo because it was so horrific. BUT it made everybody’s bodies look perfect. Just like, flawless. It was a miracle outfit. But it was fugly as shit so nobody bought it even though it was only like $2.
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penguinperversion replied to your photo: Boyfriend and brother are not nearly impressed…
NO ONE has been impressed on my end, either :(
wtf is wrong with these joyless weirdos
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DSN Spin-Off Ideas
Helm’s Deep Space Nine
Balls Deep Space Nine
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