February 2012
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Feb 27th
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Rooney Mara
I thought I was getting tired of her severe hair, but I fucking love her look. She is stunning.
Feb 27th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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But anyways, here's my Thursday tv post for... →
That # in the comments is my troll. If I ever met him I’d have him wear my ring.
Feb 25th
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Do not feed the trolls
Do not feed the trolls.
Feb 25th
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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I can go WEEKS without putting away dresses or sweaters, but I’ll be damned if more than a few hours pass with unread emails. I do not understand the minds of people who have hundreds of unread/uncategorized emails. Are their lives better than mine? Or worse?
Feb 24th
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It is my review of Wanderlust for the Portland... →
In which I take an uncool position on Jennifer Aniston. It’s a funny movie.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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The comment section involves a ton of... →
greengrey: boehnertroll: If you want to take your young kids (under the age of 6) out to a restaurant, go to a family-friendly one. It’s important that they learn proper behavior, but please don’t take them to a more upscale restaurant if they aren’t able to handle themselves. The rules that many restaurants are putting into place are necessary because parents just think, “That’s what...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Crazy person.
My blog is boring me to tears, and my life is nutso. We had an awesome trip to Los Angeles and I might want to live there if I didn’t have shit I needed here in Portland, like a job and a house. My job has been super busy. My freelancey things have also been busy. More of that self-promotional shit on its way in coming days. Husband’s parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 18th
WatchWatch
The animatronic displays at the La Brea tar pits museum are amahzing.
Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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Sometimes...
Sometimes it’s not worth it to have the 6:30 reruns of HIMYM on while I’m cooking dinner because it jumps straight to fucking Two and a Half Men at 7 and if I have something in my hands it takes me a minute to change the channel, and I just can’t have that shit on my television set.
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Give me all of your eye cream?
Ladies, give it to me real: is there something that fixes dark under-eye circles? I will pay money for something that actually does this. Me: pretty dang white, with freckles, dark hair & eyes. Beauty routine: extremely lazy. I use oil of olay moisturizer for sensitive skin in the morning, and wash my face with dove bar soap for sensitive skin. All attempts at other kinds of cleansers have...
Feb 15th
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Happy birthday Oregon!!!
stumptownmag: fuckyesoregon: Go party. Get wild. My cat’s birthday AND my state’s birthday!!! HAPPY MAGGIE OREGON DAY, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR ALL THE HEART SHIT.
Feb 14th
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Rereading Harry Potter
I’m now on Chamber of Secrets. Anybody else read Gilderoy Lockhart and see/hear Rex Manning?
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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A busy Trader Joe’s parking lot and Dave Matthew’s Band on the radio was enough to take this day from bad to just fucking shoot me.
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Downton Abbey Name Generator
I put in Elinor Jones, and it was all: “yeah….actually, you’re good.”
Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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scoldylox replied to your video: Oh my gosh, how...
Almost too good to be true, isn’t it?
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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For the first time since we’ve been together, husband and I have plans for valentine’s day. Plans are: watching Cougartown.
Feb 9th
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Gay marriage bill passes in WA House of...
feelinghellastabby: Man, the 9th Circuit made it legit in California yesterday, and Washington pulled through today. Oregon is now the jerky conservative uncle of the family dinner table that is west coast. :(
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Oh noes.
I think I’m getting sick. I have not had a cold/sore throat kind of sickness in…a year? Longer? I’m about to become such a whiny baby.
Feb 7th
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Kelly Osbourne is stupid.
She drives me fucking nuts. She is a talentless hater and her opinions don’t matter.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Who needs more 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation... →
Because I’ve got ‘em.
Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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the-wolf-queen: You guys… The Hunger Games comes out next month. I remain cautiously optimistic about it.  Still not too happy about some of the casting choices, but the more I see of it, the more I get excited for it. SO EXCITED! I asked the Portland Mercury if I could take that screening & review and they were all YEAH RIGHT FREELANCER YOU ARE TOO LOW ON THE TOTEM POLE FOR THIS SHIT and...
Feb 2nd
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WHAT. NO. HOLY SHIT. UNACCEPTABLE.
I just realized that it’s been at least 5 years since I watched the movie Armageddon. This simply will not do.
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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