Elinor's Blog Cabin.

I should have kept a few emergency cigarettes for when I really need to deuce

Driver roll up the fartition please.

Bey when she farts in the limo.

Just kidding. Beyonce has never farted.

Yeah, I’ll be moving to Oregon if/when I get infirm/terminal.

Give us your tired, your terminally infirm, your mentally-competent masses yearning to breathe free.

Oregon was the first state to pass a Death With Dignity law back in 1994, and since then, only two other states have adopted it - Washington and Vermont. 

I’m glad we have it. 

The rest of you - get on it.

For/from Lea, Susan, and Susie

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.

I’m super impatient but also I’m short so when I say “I’ve had it up to here!” that’s minimal clearance. I can’t have it up to very high.

Impatience justified. Carry on.

fengshit:

This is my favorite thing ever

Oscar was ready for me to go up to bed.

Oscar was ready for me to go up to bed.