I should have kept a few emergency cigarettes for when I really need to deuce
Bey when she farts in the limo.
Just kidding. Beyonce has never farted.
Yeah, I’ll be moving to Oregon if/when I get infirm/terminal.
Give us your tired, your terminally infirm, your mentally-competent masses yearning to breathe free.
Oregon was the first state to pass a Death With Dignity law back in 1994, and since then, only two other states have adopted it - Washington and Vermont.
I’m glad we have it.
The rest of you - get on it.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.
I’m super impatient but also I’m short so when I say “I’ve had it up to here!” that’s minimal clearance. I can’t have it up to very high.
Impatience justified. Carry on.
This is my favorite thing ever
Some inspiring news for the deport-everyone-immediately crowd today: According to a Los Angeles Times report, “at least five, and as many as 10, of the 42 children” who have been killed in criminal violence in Honduras since February had been deported from the United States, according to the manager of a city morgue in San Pedro Sula. Not that anyone could have seen that coming, except for the human rights workers who warned that it was likely to happen.