I need an adult to talk me out of getting that Kim Kardashian game.
hallelujah chorus plays
Think of all the sangria you could make.
I would open up this fridge and immediately complain that there was nothing to eat.
This person must really love pooping.
The male protagonist is fat-shamey and friend-zoney. I love this movie.
My latest for xojane is up! Get on over there and read about fat suits, recent gossip history, and how Anna Faris is basically my sister.
ETA: “cock-blocking sorceress” is my favorite thing I’ve ever written.
wow way to not wait until November so I could swoop in THANKS A LOT ELINOR (also yay moving upward and onward!)
To clarify: Alison Hallett is the arts editor. She’s the one moving on! (I’m a lowly freelancer for the Merc. I don’t think I even have the authority to quit.)
Friends: It is with a heart full of grief that I must announce that our beloved Arts Editor Alison Hallett is leaving the Portland Mercury after 10 years of meritorious service.
Any artsy writer people looking for a job in Portland? My pal Alison is leaving the beat. You’ll have some big, smart, salty shoes to fill.
Taking a break from work to wonder what Mark Ruffalo’s curls look like in the morning.
It’s been, like, a two hour break.
I’m going to a wedding at a yacht club next month so I bought this dress and these shoes. I’m gonna make a guy with a yacht fall in love with me. If you want to hang out with me, do it soon, because I’ll probably be on my way to St. Kitts in a few weeks.
Okay you guys, I’ve been all pumped about my yacht club wedding outfit, but it turns out that the dress code is cocktail, not aspiring wealthy boater! Does my dress still work? It is a nice material - not cotton - but I don’t know.
I could just do the bright shoes (so amazing) with a LBD?