Oscar likes to stare at me and shame me for smoking.

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

YES

surisburnbook:

No one would blame Kim Kardashian for staying home, putting her feet up, and wearing leggings as pants for the next two months. At this point, we’d all prefer the break. But, no, she has made commitments to appearances and apparently to wearing dresses that aren’t her size anymore, and she will keep them.

Everyone knows I’ll wear uncomfortable shoes and dresses as fashion requires such sacrifices, but even I wouldn’t do this to myself. She looks miserable.

I’m going to regret what I’m about to say, but here it is —

Kim should take a page from Jessica Simpson’s book and just go nuts.

oh Kimmy. This is the time in your life when Uggs are excusable. Go to them.

Couch Symmetry.

We have reached that special time in my cycle when I will work with the window open just so I can smell McDonald’s all day.

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading, like, “All right, everybody, now we go over here. All right, now this happens.”

And so much more.

HI. I’VE HAD SOME WINE.

I am a vegetarian whose favorite thing is when bacon shows up unexpected in lunches. So forbidden. SO delicious.

Stop embracing lace and get to work!