Elinor's Blog Cabin.

I cannot stomach Blake Lively’s Goop but OMG do I love every blog making fun of it. 

Do we all agree that the worst part of a salad is lettuce?
One bottle of wine, four cigarettes, three hours, no tears. I Rock.

One bottle of wine, four cigarettes, three hours, no tears. I Rock.

Oh fucking OBVIOUSLY

Oh fucking OBVIOUSLY

Maggie likes the one part I’ve assembled so far. That’s something.

Maggie likes the one part I’ve assembled so far. That’s something.

:(

:(

Oh shit

Oh shit

Dispatches from living alone: I’ve convinced myself I can put together a gigantic ikea couch on my own. Wish me luck.

Dispatches from living alone: I’ve convinced myself I can put together a gigantic ikea couch on my own. Wish me luck.

I watched The Notebook last weekend and I didn’t cry and got worried that something was wrong with my feelers. But just now I caught a glimpse of a gif from Up and, whoops, there they are.