Elinor's Blog Cabin.

My new house has three bathrooms so I’m going to give my guests punchcards and once they’ve pooped in all three toilets they’ll get a free cup of coffee. 

If you ever want to diss me majorly:

Be on gchat,

And then when I chat you,

Immediately log out of gchat.

I don’t usually share my loser okc messages but I need you guys to back me up that this is the creepiest message ever. 

I don’t usually share my loser okc messages but I need you guys to back me up that this is the creepiest message ever. 

I’m 31 years old and purchasing my own home; am I allowed to buy Urban Outfitters posters to decorate it with, as long as I frame them?

Lately this dude has been sleeping in the dog bed, like an actual dog. It’s weird.

Lately this dude has been sleeping in the dog bed, like an actual dog. It’s weird.

etsyifyourenasty:

The Nightman Cometh
I’ve been having a great time with my baby niece and this makeover app.

I’ve been having a great time with my baby niece and this makeover app.

LA weekend continues to be great

I’ve just returned from a wonderful lunch with Stabby! She is even more babely and awesome in person. We talked about dicks and pooping and it was *fabulous*

Ballin’

Ballin’

Jesus, LA, it’s three o’ clock in the damn afternoon.

Jesus, LA, it’s three o’ clock in the damn afternoon.