Elinor's Blog Cabin.

I should have kept a few emergency cigarettes for when I really need to deuce

Driver roll up the fartition please.

Bey when she farts in the limo.

Just kidding. Beyonce has never farted.

Yeah, I’ll be moving to Oregon if/when I get infirm/terminal.

Give us your tired, your terminally infirm, your mentally-competent masses yearning to breathe free.

Oregon was the first state to pass a Death With Dignity law back in 1994, and since then, only two other states have adopted it - Washington and Vermont. 

I’m glad we have it. 

The rest of you - get on it.

For/from Lea, Susan, and Susie

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.

I’m super impatient but also I’m short so when I say “I’ve had it up to here!” that’s minimal clearance. I can’t have it up to very high.

Impatience justified. Carry on.


This is my favorite thing ever

Oscar was ready for me to go up to bed.

Oscar was ready for me to go up to bed.