My new house has three bathrooms so I’m going to give my guests punchcards and once they’ve pooped in all three toilets they’ll get a free cup of coffee.
Be on gchat,
And then when I chat you,
Immediately log out of gchat.
I don’t usually share my loser okc messages but I need you guys to back me up that this is the creepiest message ever.
I’m 31 years old and purchasing my own home; am I allowed to buy Urban Outfitters posters to decorate it with, as long as I frame them?
I’ve just returned from a wonderful lunch with Stabby! She is even more babely and awesome in person. We talked about dicks and pooping and it was *fabulous*