The ultimate dad joke compilation
Skipping the gym and coming home and eating a giant bowl of pasta and watching Scandal in sweatpants with my snuggly cat and dog = one of the top ten decisions I’ve made in my life. Maybe best.
I really love the show Girls. And I just bought Lena Dunham’s book, and so far it is wonderful. So if you’re still hating her or the show because that’s what we decided we would do two years ago, you’re missing out.
Under special instructions with my latest Powell’s order I requested a frog wearing glasses. They gave me three.
Oscar is so over going to doggie daycare that today I actually had to pick him up out of the car and put him on his legs on the sidewalk. He just stared at me.
I try to be a doting dog mom, but if he’s not into it anymore, I’m not complaining. That yuppie dog scene is expensive as fuck.
Best gal pal is a 4th grade teacher. Today she told me that when grading spelling tests, one of her kids had spelled people “poople.” So I drew her some poople.